Students for Practical Application @ York, along with affiliates Neutral Embodiment of University of Toronto Rhetoriticians & Erisians

PRESENT(S):

SPAY 101: Cut the Bullshit.

As part of UTAC’s “Remembering Rochdale” Series, SPAY will be hosting 4 different seminars to teach you absolutely everything you will need to know in order to maintain a healthy appearance of Academia.

Why spend FOUR to FIVE LONG YEARS to get yourself a BA, or a BS?

SPAY will teach you how to teach yourself to teach people that you are, in fact, much more intelligent than everyone else in the room. After this, you’ll be so cultured, yoghurt moms won’t know what to do with you.

There will be 4 different seminars:

October 6th: Faux-netics & the Academic Demeanor: Practical Lessons in Name-Dropping, Hob-knobbing, & the Image of Education. [1PM]

October 8th: THE ESOTERIC SEEKRETS OF SPAY: Advice in Creative Reading, Practical Magic, and Authoring Reality. [1PM]

October 20th: Post-Pataphysics: Advanced Science of Imaginary Solutions through the Proliferation of Hybrid Contexts. [1PM]

October 29th: Art of Conversation or: How I Learned to Love the F-Bomb. [1PM]

Links:
http://www.utac.utoronto.ca/
http://studentsutac.ning.com/events/rochdale-college-exhibition
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Students-For-Practical-Application/91272377711?v=wall&ref=ts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_College
http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=com.ubuntu%3Aen-US%3Aunofficial&hs=9Lr&q=rochdale+college&btnG=Search&meta=